Belinda's Designer Flip Flops

Belinda moves from the Conservative Party to the Federal Liberals bringing the later temporary relief but future grief and the former short term pain but long term gain!

The accepted medical practice of dealing with dangerous cancer cells, ie, those which metastasize uncontrollably, rapidly and wildly; is by excising the diseased area as soon as possible. Too polite to kick her out of the party after a few years of media embarassments, the Conservative members are breathing a sigh of relief as the Liberals scramble to mount their new trophy: this blonde bomb's hell!