Ditch and Switch Bitch Shows Her True Designer Colours!

A great deal of media focus, time, and attention was devoted to the colourful terminology used to describe Belinda Stronach’s defection, the most exciting farce in Canadian politics in the past several decades.

Many self interested and self-righteous groups attacked the Conservatives and their sympathisers for using such lurid and sexist language, but no one bothered to ask “Crack Whores” what they thought and how they felt about everyone using their jargon to describe politicians. To a person they were incensed!

Crack Whores, that is “Sex Trade Workers” unlike Politicians, (“Political Trade Workers”) are apparently loyal to their friends, work mates, and families. In their milieu, they are generally honest, hard working, and impartial.

So please, in the future, choose a different industry when developing your metaphors, similes, and other grammatical conventions inviting and/or enhancing comparisons. Hookers do not wish to be compared to politicians who, according to every Crack Whore interviewed, reside, plot and operate beneath the vilest scum on earth. So, please, on behalf of the marginalized and down trodden, the lowly and oppressed, in the future, never again confuse or identify politicians with terminology reserved for prostitutes…. to them it is frankly terribly demeaning and it must cease and desist, effective immediately.