Liberals Made 448 Patronage Appointments Before Crucial Vote!

In the last 30 days, it seems like nearly everyone in Canada either got money, a position or an appointment with a huge salary... except for me. 448 patronage appointments were made in the 30 day period leading up to the vote which could have toppled the Canadian government; more than in any 30 day period in the history of Canada! It diminishes John Turner's record, eclipses Brian Mulroney's and raises the graft bar so high only Jean Cretien, if brought out of enforced retirement, would be able to give away less to more, to benefit fewer for greater Liberal domination. It could happen! It would stop him from going around Ottawa, showing off his balls to anybody who fains interest! Ask Justice Gomery. He will no doubt admint that Uncle Jean has a lot of balls... some them are even autographed! I saw them on TV with my own weary eyes! He keeps them in a briefcase. I always wondered what he kept in a briefcase. The man who was on perpetual vacation while in office, must have had something in his briefcase... balls! Whatever happened to notches on a gun or a bedpost? Becareful Mr. Prime Minister Martin, Jean is preparing to hand you your balls very soon!

I, on the other hand, didn't get anything! Fresh from not even being nominated (although I sensed that I must have been, if only just ever so briefly considered) for Pope. Proving my mother's saying true: " everything comes in threes:" I was also passed over yesterday when a new Catholic Titular See of Gaza was named and, you guessed it... it was also not me!

So, just what are my chance for the future?

Now that Blunderwoman, Belinda Stronach, is on every media outlet 24/7 assuring Canadians that she will single handedly make sure that Democratic Renewal takes place, so that crap like patronage appointments are done away with and so that Governmental Cabinet Appointments are earned by long time party service in combination with talent and merit and are never, ever just given way to, say, any convenient, untalented, scatter brain who is prepared to jump ship, cross the floor and vote in favour of everything previously apposed by them since entering politics. So, in brief, Blunderwoman's idea of Democratic Renewal is the same as the Liberal Party's: when we govern, we make the rules, when they govern, they aways break the rules! My prospects for acquiring overnight fame and fortune? Zero to minus 6.

Blunderwoman may have great shoes, but look up, way up: her dark, sinister roots are always showing! My mom always warned me against dating cheap looking bleach blondes like that, no matter what else they were, or were not wearing! Blunderwoman will learn, since she obviously hasn't yet, that what goes around, comes around and great shoes or not, when you have a reputation for having round heels, you will fall for something at some time or other!