Birkhead, Jerk-head or Block-head: Who Gets Custody Of Baby Dannielynn?

One gave birth to the author of this whole sad, sad fiasco, one donated some sperm and the other contributed a last name... for now at least. Who will get custody of the child?

The Jerk-head bowed out and offered his support to the Birkhead against the Block-head. The Block-head believes that because she’s had experience raising children, she should be able to parent the baby and perhaps manage the hundreds of millions that may be inherited in the future.

So, what kind of parent was Virgie Arthur? How many of her kids became community minded doctors and how many became beautiful drug addicted stripper/soft-core porn stars? Or what about the fact that she was the de facto parent of Anne Nicole’s drug addicted son? Is there a pattern emerging?

Here’s the score to date: the Jerk-head has struck out, the Block-head is batting minus 200 and the sperm donor Birkhead is batting 000, and as such, is the most logical and likely “winner who takes all,” ...minus a ton of legal fees.

Game over. So, media: please turn off the cameras, get out of my living room, go home and let the slugs and low-lifers crawl back into the dark places and piles of garbage with which they choose to surround themselves.

Now we can get back to letting the universe unfold as it should: Where is Paris Hilton these days? Perhaps there is a new video tape of her naked and drowning kittens?